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TERROR EYES

THE PHARMACY

TERROR EYES

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TERROR EYES

100.00

TREAT CONJUNCTIVITIS AND TERRIFY YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY.

Terror Eyes is an antibiotic cream that heals pink eye while temporarily turning your face into a zombie, using a ghoulish face paste that locks in healing, our trademarked “Horror Film” semi-permanent sealant.

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Instructions for Use

1. Apply base cream around eye, including eye lid, lashes and cheek.

2. Shape cream around eye as desired.

3. Add mod-kit FX to colorize, plasticize and mysticize the cream.

4. As cream hardens, a semi-permanent membrane is formed over the eye, which dissolves over the course of several days.

5. Once it sets, you’re ready to go to school, freak people out and make new friends.


CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

If your kid has ever had pink eye (and whose hasn’t?), you know it’s not just about the pain and itching, it’s about facing classmates at school. Well I can tell you, Terror Eyes is a mom’s best friend. It looks like guacamole that someone left on the kitchen counter for 10 days, but when you put it on your kid’s eye, it turns them into a complete freak. Jamie loves having pink eye so much, he’s getting up early for school just to show it off to his friends.
— BONNIE F.
OMG, Terror Eyes rocks! The “Horror Film” almost made Cindy Cymanski throw up, which made getting pink eye totally worth it. Thank you, Terror Eyes!
— BERNARD P.