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ITCH-INK

THE PHARMACY

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ITCH-INK

250.00

GET INKED WITH MAGIC TATTS THAT CURE ECZEMA AND INCREASE YOUR COOL QUOTIENT.

Radical, magical tattoos saturated with a healing Samoan ointment remedy a range of embarrassing skin ailments including eczema, while filling you with the coolness and the confidence of a Polynesian god.

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Instructions for Use

1. Wrap the afflicted area in medicated tribal tattoo Itch-Ink paper, covering the rash.

2. Apply shaman goop liberally.

3. Recite an incomprehensibly mystical incantation to affix tattoos (incantation included).

4. After just 90 seconds, remove the paper. Allow 60 seconds to dry. Tattoos will last 5-7 days.  

5. Reapply as needed for continued relief.


CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS

I picked up Itch-Ink when my son’s eczema flared up right before heading off to summer camp. He loves camp, but he almost didn’t want to go. But Itch-Ink turned him from a geek into one of the most popular kids at camp. The magic medicated temporary tattoos on his arm made him look like the lead singer from Limp Bizkit.
— ADAM K.
When I had eczema before, nobody wanted to come near me. But with Itch-Ink, everyone wants to see my snakes and skulls. Even the girls in the grade above me. And the ointment in the tattoo made my flakes go away. No more Calamine lotion. Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
— SAM C.